on her porch every day, raise her arms to the sky and say
"Praise the Lord."
One day, an atheist bought the house next door to her, and he became
very irritated with the spiritual lady.. So after a month or so of her
yelling, "Praise the Lord" from her porch, he went outside on his porch
and yelled back, "There is no Lord."
Yet, the little old lady continued.
One cold, wintry day, when the little old lady couldn't get to the
store, she went out on her porch, raised her hand s up to the sky and
said, "Help me Lord, I have no more money, it's cold, and I have no more
food."
The next morning, she went outside, and there were
three bags of food on the porch, enough to last her a week.
"Praise the Lord," she yelled.
The Atheist stepped out from the bushes and said,
"There is no Lord hahaha, I bought those groceries!"
(hold on...the ending is pretty good!)
.
The little old lady raised her arms to the sky and said, "Praise the
Lord, you sent me groceries and you made the Devil pay for them!"
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May the good Lord bless ya real good today my friend.
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