Sunday, February 26, 2006

Peanuts Quiz

My sermon today at TLBC was on the three most obscure disiples listed amont the 12 Apostles. Find the outline on the front page of our church web site and do a study of these men. Click on the TLBC link over on the right.

Peanuts Quiz.

The following is the philosophy of Charles Schultz, the creator of the "Peanuts" comic strip. You don't have to actually answer the questions. Just read the quiz straight through, and you'll get the point.

1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.

2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.

3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America.

4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize.

5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winner for best actor and actress.

6. Name the last decade's worth of World Series winners.

How did you do?

The point is, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday. These are no second-rate achievers. They are the best in their fields. But the applause dies. Awards tarnish. Achievements are forgotten. Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners.

Here's another quiz. See how you do on this one:

1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school.

2. Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult time.

3. Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile.

4. Think of a few people who have made you feel appreciated and special

5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with.


The lesson: The people who make a difference in your life are not the ones with the most credentials, the most money, or the most awards. They are the ones that care.
Pass this on to those people who have made a difference in your life.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

I Won the UK Lottery!

I WON! Can you believe that?


I got this email. It said I won the UK Lottery. I thought... that's strange... I have never bought a lottery ticket in my life.

The email explained that it was a random selection of email addresses that were assigned certain "LOT numbers" and MINE was a winner in the 3rd category. It said that I had to contact a JAMES COLE to make arrangements to collect my one million five hundred thousand sterling pounds.

Out of curiosity I typed in lottery fraud and did a search on the net. Sure enough, our friend JAMES, his company and several of his email addresses was on a list of online identy thiefs who use the lottery fraud scam to steal funds from folks.

I forwarded the email from JAMES to Interpol. Want to learn more about this scam?

Go here:

I'm looking forward to prayer meeting tonight at TLBC. I have so much to be thankful for. Don't you?

Yours in Christ,
Larry Killion

Sunday, February 19, 2006

Run in the Rain

What do you know about the Apostle Bartholomew? My sermon about him this morning at TLBC is posted on our church website:

Tomorrow is a holiday and I took Tuesday off from work as vacation so we are enjoying a nice long weekend. It is going to be great this summer when I retire from Transit. I'm really looking forward to it. Naturally I'll always stay busy in the Ministry and will continue to enjoy the benefits of my home biz. Here is a link to a nice Networking group that I'm in and you can join for free.


A little girl had been shopping with her Mom in Target. She must have been 6 years old, this beautiful red haired, freckle faced image of innocence. It was pouring outside. The kind of rain that gushes over the top of rain gutters, so much in a hurry to hit the earth it has no time to flow down the spout.

We all stood there under the awning and just inside the door of Target. We waited, some patiently, others irritated because nature messed up their hurried day. I am always mesmerized by rainfall. I got lost in the sound and sight of the heavens washing away the dirt and dust of the world. Memories of running, splashing so carefree as a child came pouring in as a welcome reprieve from the worries of my day.

The little voice was so sweet as it broke the hypnotic trance we were all caught in "Mom, let's run through the rain," she said.

"What?" Mom asked.

"Let's run through the rain!" She repeated.

"No, honey. We'll wait until it slows down a bit," Mom replied.

This young child waited about another minute and repeated: "Mom, let's run through the rain,"

"We'll get soaked if we do," Mom said.

"No, we won't, Mom. That's not what you said this morning," the young girl said as she tugged at her Mom's arm.

This morning? When did I say we could run through the rain and not get wet?

"Don't you remember? When you were talking to Daddy about his cancer, you said, 'If God can get us through this, he can get us through anything!"

The entire crowd stopped dead silent. You couldn't hear anything but the rain. We all stood silently. No one came or left in the next few minutes. Mom paused and thought for a moment about what she would say. Now some would laugh it off and scold her for being silly. Some might even ignore what was said. But this was a moment of affirmation in a young child's life. A time when innocent trust can be nurtured so that it will bloom into faith.

"Honey, you are absolutely right. Let's run through the rain. If GOD let's us get wet, well maybe we just needed washing," Mom said.

Then off they ran. We all stood watching, smiling and laughing as they darted past the cars and yes, through the puddles. They held their shopping bags over their heads just in case.

They got soaked.

But they were followed by a few who screamed and laughed like children all the way to their cars. And yes, I did. I ran. I got wet. I needed washing.

Circumstances or people can take away your material possessions, they can take away your money, and they can take away your health. But no one can ever take away your precious memories...So, don't forget to make time and take the opportunities to make memories everyday.

To everything there is a season and a time to every purpose under heaven.
They say, it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Help Desk Questions


I preached on "The Apostle Philip" today in church. My sermon outline is on the front page of our church web site:

I joined a new LEAD program for my home biz. It is called LeadPro and is going into prelaunch as we speak. I already received my first 500 leads and found them to be very responsive. This program is also an affiliate program with a very nice pay plan. The official LAUNCH is on March 15, 2006. You may get in on the prelaunch benefits by going to this LINK:

My primary biz in LFI is still pressing on. If you have never tried Body Balance I'd like to offer you a free trial. If you agree to pay for the 7.95 shipping and handling, I'll see to it that Life Force International sends you a quart of Body Balance for free (about a 30.00 value). You will need to sign up for an autoshipment at the link below. You may cancel out at any time and there is a 100% money back garuntee on any products returned to LFI. Go here to get your free Body Balance:

Have you ever had conputer problems? Here are some typical questions and answers at one customer service help desk:

>> Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
> > Customer: A white one...> >
> > Customer: Hi, this is Rose. I can't get my diskette out.
> > Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?
> > Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.
> > Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note .."
> > Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet ...> it's still on my desk ... Sorry ....> >
> > Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the> left of the screen.
> > Customer: Your left or my left?> >
> > Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
> > Male customer: Hello ... I can't print.
> > Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and...
> > Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical> on me! I'm not Bill Gates!

> > Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha,> I can't print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find> printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it> in front of the monitor, but the computer still> says it can't find it ....> >

> > Customer: I have problems printing in red...
> > Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?
> > Customer: Aaaah ... Thank you.> >

> > Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
> > Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought> for me in the supermarket.> >

> > Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
> > Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
> > Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
> > Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
>> Customer: Okay.
>> Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
> > Customer: Yes.
> > Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard? >>Customer: Yes, there's another one here.> Ah ... that one does work!> >

> > Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple,> a capital letter V as in Victor, and the number 7.
> > Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?> >

> > A customer couldn't get on the Internet:
> > Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
> > Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
> > Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
> > Customer: Five stars.> >

> > Helpdesk: What anti-virus program do you use?
> > Customer: Netscape.
> > Helpdesk: That's not an anti-virus program.
> > Customer: Oh, sorry... Internet Explorer.> >

> > Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has put a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!> >

> > Helpdesk: How may I help you?
> > Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
> > Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
> > Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the circle around it?>


Have a great day!
Larry Killion

Sunday, February 05, 2006


Well, Praise the Lord.

Here we are again and we had another good day in church at TLBC. Attendance was low but we had the perfect number. I preached on "The Apostle Thomas". You may see my sermon outline by visitineg our church web site. Click on TLBC link on the right side of this page.

We rceived a neat litle inspirational movie today by email too. Here is the link for it:

On the home front, Matrix Buster is working well for us in our online home biz. For a free report go here:

Gotta go watch the Super Bowl now. Talk to ya later. Go Hawks!

Larry Killion

Friday, February 03, 2006

Offer Ending

February 2, 2006
Ends Friday, February 10th

Our limited time discounted promotion on Colloidal Silver and Taheebo will end on Friday, February 10th at 5 pm PT.
If you have not taken advantage of this promotion, we suggest that you do so. These two products have been very effective among our members and customers in assisting the combating of colds and flu at this time of year.

Save 25% with our Colloidal Silver and Taheebo Promotion
Regular U.S. price $42
During this promotion the U.S. cost will be only $31.50
Pack includes: 1 Colloidal Silver & 1 Taheebo
There is no limit to the number of units that can be purchased for the duration of this limited time promotion.
To order your Colloidal Silver and Taheebo promotion pack today:
Call 1-800-531-4877 Tell the Customer Services Rep that you were referred byLarry Killion #20403837
BUT FIRST !! But First !! But First !!===========================================
If you have not taken advantage of the free Body Balance offer, do that!
The free Body Balance offer is for new customers only. You get a quart of Body Balance (about a $30.00 value) for only the cost of shipping and handling ($7.95). Here is the LINK for the free BB: