GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back.
They always catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.
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Good day in church today. I preached on "Getting Faith". See sermon outline on our church website at TLBC . We are getting ready for our SPECIAL SERVICES coming up this week. Preaching every night at 7PM Monday through Saturday. Guest speaker will be Elder Garner Smith, Pastor of Fellowship Baptist Church, Clarksville, Tennessee. Brother Smith was one of my teachers at Clarksville Baptist College.
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