Thursday, September 27, 2007

Best "JOKE" of the year...

Best Joke of the year......

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!" The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East, I am not American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady checks her watch and says...

"Probably at work."
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There was a sweet spirit in our prayer meeting services last night at TLBC. We are still praying about a possible missionary endeavor with regard to organizing a sister church in the Ukraine. For more details please look at the prayer request (Pastor's possible trip to the Ukraine) on the prayer page of our church website. http://thelordsbaptistchurch.com

Yours truly,

Larry Killion
http://my.searchestate.com/uws/mn2297413.htm

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