Sunday, December 30, 2007

A Fast and Deadly Gift




A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.


His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".


The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway.


She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.


Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.

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Good day in church today. My sermon was on "The Importance of Purity." Study the outline on our church website front page: http://thelordsbaptistchurch.com/


There is a new page on our website called "Click and Listen." Check it out.


Tomorrow is New Years Eve. I hope this has been a good year for you and that next year will be even better. We are looking forward to the special services at TLBC in January to celebrate our 28th anniversary as a church. More to come about that. I plan to start the new year with a change in business strategy for my retirement supplemental home business and focus more of my effort on promoting LFI and C4L.
Yours Truly,
Larry Killion
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