Well, it has been about a year and a half now and I am starting to enjoy retirement even more and more. Here are a few things I've learned in the last year and a half.
Q. When is a retiree's bedtime?
A. Three hours after they fall asleep on Couch.
Q. How many retirees to change a light bulb?
A. Only one, but it might take all day.
Q. What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
A. There is not enough time to get everything done.
Q. Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
A. The term comes with a 10% percent discount.
Q. Among retirees what is considered casual attire?
A. Tied shoes.
Q. Why do retirees count pennies?
A. They are the only ones who have the time.
Q. What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
A. NUTS!
Q. Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
A. They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
Q. What do retirees call a long lunch?
A. Normal
Q. What is the best way to describe retirement?
A. The never ending Coffee Break .
Q. What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
A. If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
Q. Why do retirees often say they don't miss work, but miss the people they used to work with?
A. They are too polite to tell the whole truth
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I had great liberty today preaching at church. My sermon was "How Serious Are You About God?" and the outline is on the front page of our church website for your study. Click HERE.
I also had a LOT of LINKS to other churches of like faith and order that I wanted to put on our church website. So, I created a special page for reviewing some of these. It turned out to actually be about three pages of links when I added some personal pages and home biz links to it. Click here: Larrys Links
Yours Truly,
Larry
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