Here it is, time again for another update. We had three first time visitors in our services today at TLBC and three return vistors. Praise the Lord. Grandma Killion was out ill and the Turners were in Chehalis supplying for the Victory Baptist Church there. Pray for VBC as they seek a new Pastor. Brother Mark Fenison has moved to Ohio to Pastor a church there. My sermon today was on "The Faith of Israel at Jericho" and the outline is on the front page of our website click here.
I have some extra copies of my second book "The Thessalonian Doctrine" available as "signed copies" at an author's discount if you are interested. Contact me at Pastor@thelordsbaptistchurch.com
For more information about either one of my books, go to the publisher's author page here.
If you would like a free weekly Bible study outline sent to you by email, request that here.
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Subject: Recall Notice
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central components of the heart and mind. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Subsequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S. I. N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion and a bent toward self destruction.
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required. The number to call for repair in all areas is: P - R - A - Y - E - R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience (long s uffering)
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control (temperance)
Please see the operating manual, the B. I. B. L. E. (Believers'Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention. GOD
P. S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by "knee mail".
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