Sunday, December 27, 2009

That's Life


My sermon today at TLBC was on "Sinking Sand". To see an outline of this message click here


Well, the Senate did the same thing to us that the House did. They pushed through what THEY wanted to do in spite of the input from us voters. What arrogance! Maybe they will begin to fight against each other now (house against the Senate) and the stupid mandatory public option for so-called health care (abortion is not health care) will fail. At any rate, as it stands now it looks like OUR only option is to vote the elitists out of office at the earliest opportunity. I for one VOW to never vote for ANYONE that voted to pass Obamacare. Will you take this pledge with me? Pass it on.


Subject: Life explained


On the first day, God created the dog and said: 'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.' The dog said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten? So God agreed.


On the second day, God created the monkey and said: 'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.' The monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?' And God agreed.


On the third day, God created the cow and said: 'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.' The cow said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?' And God agreed again.


On the fourth day, God created man and said: 'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.' But man said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?' Okay, I will give you back a life span of 80.


So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been explained to you. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I'm doing it as a public service.

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