Judgment Day

Thank the Lord for the goodness of God. Good services again today at TLBC. We had visitors all the way from Long Island, New York. My Sunday school lesson was on "The Bitter-Sweet Inheritance" and the morning sermon was on "Don't Miss the Truth". Again, the outlines are on the front page of our church website click here.

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A preacher said to a farmer, "Do you belong to the Christian family?"

"No," he said, "they live two farms down." "No, I mean are you lost?"

"No, I've been here thirty years." "I mean, are you ready for Judgment Day?"

"When is it?" "Could be today or tomorrow."

"Well, when you find out for sure when it is, you let me know. My
wife will probably want to go!"
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A pastor places his order at the pet store. "I need at least 50 mice,
2,000 ants and as many of those little silverfish you can get."

The clerk replies, "We can probably do that, but it might take some
time. Mind if I ask why you are placing such an unusual order?"

The pastor replies, "I've accepted a call to another church and the
pastor's council told me to leave the parsonage the way I found it."
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During the last Sunday service that the visiting pastor was to spend
at the church he served for some months, his hat was passed around for
a goodwill offering.

When it returned to the pastor, it was empty. The pastor didn't
flinch. He raised the hat to Heaven and said, "I thank You, Lord,
that I got my hat back from this congregation."
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