Good service today in the House of the Lord. Click HERE.
Listen to the Morning sermon HERE.
When a Nation Forgets God.
Witty sayings by the old sage Will Rogers.
1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a
woman...neither works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold
it and put it back in your pocket.
8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that
learn by reading. The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence
and find out for themselves.
9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot
of that comes from bad judgment.
10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a
look back every now and then to make sure it's
still there.
11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot
easier'n puttin' it back.
12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion
felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up
until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral:
When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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