Sunday, November 02, 2008


You can see the LOVE of God almost anywhere. Can you see it in the picture on the left? We had a good day in church today at TLBC. I taught Sunday School on "The Inspiration of the Bible". We had a guest speaker today. Elder Timothy Works spoke on the subject: "Paul's Farewell to the Ephesians." Tim, Lu, Liz and Tommy left today for their move to Burton, Michigan where brother Tim will be the Pastor of the Liberty Baptist Church. Their daughter Joanna is staying here and came for membership at TLBC today by letter from the Immannuel Landmark Baptist Church in Graham that is now disbanned. Joanna was given the right hand of church fellowship today. We had some good fellowship one more time with the works family. We gave them a card and a LOVE offering of $500.00 to help with some of the moving expenses. The cake was real nice. It said "Until we meet again". Due to the length of our fellowship we decided to have an abreviated service in the afternoon with a short season of prayer. Visit our church website. click here


Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth.

Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.

Q.. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.

Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around Jordan The banks were always overflowing.

Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.

Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. (Groan...)

PS. Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee? Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . . "He-brews"


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